Alex Burke

There’s a type of woman we don’t dislike nearly enough - the “being drunk is my personality” woman

This is NOT an anti-woman post, and it’s less the woman part, it’s just that there is this very distinct type of woman whose whole ass personality is that she’s a fucking menace to society while drunk.
I have four sisters, older than all four. Those four sisters have historically come with friends. I’ve had three long term girlfriends, all of whom also came with friends.
When girls drink, they break off into four types of drunk:
The sobber, who starts rethinking all her life choices up to and including the most recent guy she let put his dick inside her (and for some reason that soaks up a solid 35-40% of what she wants to talk about).
The funny goofball, who starts playing board games in unconventional ways, singing songs without being prepared for anything but the chorus, telling genuinely funny jokes.
The oddly serious girl who starts making life altering decisions right then and there. Relationships get ended by these women. Friendships dissolved. Jobs quit. Secrets exposed.
And… the menace. The menace is the worst because there’s not even a hint of emotion but for her just wanting to fuck shit up. And you know what? I don’t even believe these women are that drunk. I’ve been ou

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Birte Overwater
Birte Overwater
@happyleopard174903 · Jan 11, 2026 7:32 pm

Real talk, there’s a gap between the message and the outcome and that’s the part people are stuck on That’s just how it reads to me.

Birte Overwater
Birte Overwater
@happyleopard174903 · Jan 11, 2026 7:32 pm

Reaction: me_irl

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Olívia Gomes
Olívia Gomes
@sadladybug371673 · Jan 11, 2026 7:32 pm

Not gonna lie, this feels like a half-step, not a full move which turns this into more of a debate Feels like there’s more coming here. Others will probably see it differently.

Charlotte Dupont
Charlotte Dupont
@beautifulfrog993576 · Jan 11, 2026 7:32 pm

Looking at this, the logic is there, but the execution is uneven and that’s the part people are stuck on

Lachlan Evans
Lachlan Evans
@yellowduck716652 · Jan 11, 2026 7:25 pm

At this point, the intention might be solid, the rollout less so so the response doesn’t surprise me

Roli Pereira
Roli Pereira
@bluerabbit135285 · Jan 11, 2026 7:21 pm

Just reading this, this feels rushed rather than thought through and that friction is hard to ignore That’s just my read on it.

Ralph Picard
Ralph Picard
@yellowbird471674 · Jan 11, 2026 7:05 pm

this depends heavily on what happens next and that’s where it gets complicated Curious how this plays out. Others will probably see it differently.

Gladys Lowe
Gladys Lowe
@whiterabbit220857 · Jan 11, 2026 7:05 pm

Just reading this, the way this is presented changes how it lands which explains why reactions are split We’ll see how people react over time.

Jan Fanebust
Jan Fanebust
@heavydog430487 · Jan 11, 2026 7:05 pm

the idea isn’t bad, but the delivery is doing damage and that friction is hard to ignore Hard to say where this lands long term. That’s the impression it gives me.

Kaylee Vargas
Kaylee Vargas
@sadbird937100 · Jan 11, 2026 7:05 pm

Stepping back, this depends heavily on what happens next Not convinced this is settled yet. Others will probably see it differently.

Matias Huhtala
Matias Huhtala
@redbutterfly228425 · Jan 11, 2026 7:05 pm

Real talk, the idea isn’t bad, but the delivery is doing damage which makes the reaction pretty predictable

Matias Huhtala
Matias Huhtala
@redbutterfly228425 · Jan 11, 2026 7:05 pm

Reaction: very shocking

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Zackary Ambrose
Zackary Ambrose
@purplemouse334984 · Jan 11, 2026 6:56 pm

Bluntly speaking, this comes across more reactive than planned and that’s why opinions are all over the place Curious how this plays out. Could be wrong, but that’s how it comes across.

Oya Gürmen
Oya Gürmen
@angryleopard933634 · Jan 11, 2026 6:56 pm

On the surface, the follow-through is what will decide this

Florence Evans
Florence Evans
@whiteleopard693287 · Jan 11, 2026 6:25 pm

I get the idea, the timing matters more than people admit and that friction is hard to ignore We’ll see how people react over time.

Bernabé Murillo
Bernabé Murillo
@angryrabbit643410 · Jan 11, 2026 6:20 pm

this feels rushed rather than thought through and that tension shows up immediately That’s the key detail here. That’s the impression it gives me.

Sanni Arola
Sanni Arola
@greenswan421176 · Jan 11, 2026 6:18 pm

Real talk, this solves one problem while creating another That’s just how it reads to me. That’s the impression it gives me.