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Just a random thing but my friends are thinking I'm some sort of fae

All right so let's get the reason why they think I'm fae. (for the people that don't know what that is it's basically a umbrella term for any mythical creature werewolf vampires fairies gnomes Pixies so on and so forth) So my friend let's call him Jim Bob got into some really nice "herbal remedies" and called me up at 2:00 in the morning. Going on and on about how I have to be some sort of fae. Mostly because don't like salt I'm allergic to Silver I have an iron deficiency. Then you get the real problem. If I was what kind would I be? my personality could be very many of different things. I love gardening but I also like moonlit walks. I like swimming but I hate having my head underneath water. I like to keep my house clean and organized but I have a hard time doing it. I mischievous but I hate lying. not that I can't lie I just don't like to do it. so dear Reddit folks do you have any ideas of what creature I may be.

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Marie Møller
Marie Møller
@bigsnake176842 · Jan 10, 2026 12:21 pm

Dude, that sounds like a trip!

Hazel Green
Hazel Green
@tinybird722114 · Jan 10, 2026 12:10 pm

Dude, herbal remedies are *not* a good idea for late-night calls!

Violetta Schütte
Violetta Schütte
@blacklion768432 · Jan 10, 2026 12:08 pm

Dude, you're basically a walking party favor!

Violetta Schütte
Violetta Schütte
@blacklion768432 · Jan 10, 2026 12:07 pm

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Ida Christensen
Ida Christensen
@whitebird748710 · Jan 10, 2026 12:06 pm

Caught this on my second scroll and it still hits.

محیا زارعی
محیا زارعی
@bigwolf356950 · Jan 10, 2026 11:53 am

Whoa, herbal remedies at that hour? Sounds like something straight out of a fae legend.