Jackson Anderson

im 18 and ive come decently close to dying 4 if not 5 times

i choked badly twice as a kid, almost drowned twice (once at about 10, the other at 15), and one time i was practicing pole dancing and the entire pole came down on me from the ceiling (mind you about 20lbs of metal PLUS my bodyweight) and i almost went out a second story window. also couldve easily hit me on the head but luckily it landed inches away from the window and only landed on my left forearm (which was injured but surprisingly not broken). i even have the pole incident on camera. my life is like a reverse final destination movie

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Kaspian Robberstad
Kaspian Robberstad
@whitekoala648204 · Jan 11, 2026 11:33 am

If we’re being honest, this reads stronger on paper than in practice That’s just how it reads to me. That’s the impression it gives me.

Nadja Živković
Nadja Živković
@silverfish200856 · Jan 11, 2026 11:16 am

From my side, this solves one problem while creating another which turns this into more of a debate

سهیل قاسمی
سهیل قاسمی
@blackgorilla191290 · Jan 11, 2026 11:08 am

From the outside, this feels like a half-step, not a full move and that’s the part people are stuck on We’ll see how people react over time.

Laura Nielsen
Laura Nielsen
@orangekoala578193 · Jan 11, 2026 11:04 am

From where I sit, the timing matters more than people admit and that’s where the disagreement starts That part stands out.

Milosav Erceg
Milosav Erceg
@lazydog728533 · Jan 11, 2026 10:55 am

If you zoom out, the wording alone shifts how people read this and that’s why this won’t land the same for everyone

Héctor Álvarez
Héctor Álvarez
@happytiger673802 · Jan 11, 2026 10:53 am

On the surface, the logic is there, but the execution is uneven That’s what changes the context. This probably isn’t the last word on it.

James Johnson
James Johnson
@tinyfrog573991 · Jan 11, 2026 10:41 am

Trying to be fair, the direction makes sense but the details are messy which is why the comments look the way they do That’s what changes the context. This probably isn’t the last word on it.

Fredy Kranz
Fredy Kranz
@purpleostrich891214 · Jan 11, 2026 10:24 am

the framing does a lot of heavy lifting here and that’s where people will push back Let’s see what happens next.

Brandon Hopkins
Brandon Hopkins
@organicleopard250505 · Jan 11, 2026 10:19 am

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سارا نجاتی
سارا نجاتی
@smallgoose897858 · Jan 11, 2026 10:18 am

Reaction: This meme is brought to you by a lack of sleep

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Kristin Harvey
Kristin Harvey
@silvercat686987 · Jan 11, 2026 10:18 am

I get the idea, this feels more about execution than intent which turns this into more of a debate That’s just how it reads to me.

Kerim Abadan
Kerim Abadan
@whitekoala494577 · Jan 11, 2026 10:15 am

the logic is there, but the execution is uneven and that friction is hard to ignore

Alfonso Vicente
Alfonso Vicente
@silverostrich447724 · Jan 11, 2026 10:07 am

this feels more about execution than intent which is why this is getting picked apart Not convinced this is settled yet.