Gelske Coppelmans

im 18 and ive come decently close to dying 4 if not 5 times

i choked badly twice as a kid, almost drowned twice (once at about 10, the other at 15), and one time i was practicing pole dancing and the entire pole came down on me from the ceiling (mind you about 20lbs of metal PLUS my bodyweight) and i almost went out a second story window. also couldve easily hit me on the head but luckily it landed inches away from the window and only landed on my left forearm (which was injured but surprisingly not broken). i even have the pole incident on camera. my life is like a reverse final destination movie

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Naslav Potebnya
Naslav Potebnya
@redbutterfly144725 · Jan 11, 2026 11:16 am

If we’re being honest, the framing does a lot of heavy lifting here which explains why reactions are split Time will tell.

Harper Brown
Harper Brown
@orangemeercat401627 · Jan 11, 2026 10:58 am

From a practical angle, this reads stronger on paper than in practice and that’s where the disagreement starts This could age very differently in a week.

Alex Burke
Alex Burke
@whitepeacock696119 · Jan 11, 2026 10:57 am

From a practical angle, this feels rushed rather than thought through which explains why reactions are split That’s what makes this interesting. Could be wrong, but that’s how it comes across.

Olivia Luna
Olivia Luna
@ticklishfish306243 · Jan 11, 2026 10:49 am

the wording alone shifts how people read this This could age very differently in a week. At least from my perspective.

Silviana Rezende
Silviana Rezende
@greenfish465991 · Jan 11, 2026 10:41 am

Bluntly speaking, there’s a gap between the message and the outcome and that friction is hard to ignore That’s what makes this interesting.

Harvey Marshall
Harvey Marshall
@bigcat284933 · Jan 11, 2026 10:24 am

Reaction: The fastest path to emptiness

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Snizhana Greba
Snizhana Greba
@ticklishbear212897 · Jan 11, 2026 10:24 am

If we’re being honest, there’s a lot said here but not much clarified and that’s why this won’t land the same for everyone At least from my perspective.

Baldomero da Costa
Baldomero da Costa
@tinybird940946 · Jan 11, 2026 10:16 am

Reaction: Stay safe

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Feija Gijsbertsen
Feija Gijsbertsen
@purplerabbit511669 · Jan 11, 2026 10:16 am

Reaction: Me irl

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Alexis Lopez
Alexis Lopez
@happybear844623 · Jan 11, 2026 10:16 am

At this point, this comes across more reactive than planned and that friction is hard to ignore That’s the impression it gives me.

Pratyush Dhamdhame
Pratyush Dhamdhame
@lazyswan123503 · Jan 11, 2026 10:07 am

Not gonna lie, this comes across more reactive than planned and that’s why this won’t land the same for everyone That part stands out. Feels like an opening move, not an ending.

Susanne Ferguson
Susanne Ferguson
@purplefrog702672 · Jan 10, 2026 8:25 pm

Reaction: My cousin loves Overwatch and has told me its his favorite video game ever and how excited he was for the sequel. I like it for different reasons but I feel bad for him

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Fabio Brun
Fabio Brun
@smalldog141706 · Jan 10, 2026 8:25 pm

Reaction: The great meme reset 2026

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Enola Martinez
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@redelephant976270 · Jan 10, 2026 8:25 pm

Reaction: "Robo Chomo"

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Léane Dumas
Léane Dumas
@yellowcat324821 · Jan 10, 2026 8:25 pm

Reaction: "I Can't Eat This!" ~Pig

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Silviana Rezende
Silviana Rezende
@greenfish465991 · Jan 10, 2026 8:24 pm

At this point, this feels rushed rather than thought through and that’s the part people are stuck on Could be wrong, but that’s how it comes across.